Jokes


  • Santa banta Jokes

    Q:  "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Santa: "No, who wrote it?"   * * * * * Santa ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut i...

  • TO LOOSE WEIGHT...

    The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weig...

  • HEAVEN

    A Santa died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order ...

  • ANOTHER COUNT!

    Our Santa is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you ...

  • EMPLOYMENT?

    Our Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was...

  • AT INDO-PAK WAR

    Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the p...

  • HEIGHTS OF REVENGE

    Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sl...

  • DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

    Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Bant...

  • CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR

    Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the pl...

  • KHALISTAN JOKES

    Khalistan National Drink : Sarbat Khalsa. Khalistan National Bird : Tandoori Chicken. International Airline : Kitthe Pacific. ...

  • COLOR TV

    Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."...

  • CROCODILE BOOTS

    Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him ...

  • LONG FLIGHT

    Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and h...

  • TRAIN TO LUDHIANA

    Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?". "No," answers the Railway man....

  • THE 4 SARDARJIS

    There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. T...

  • SANTA SING AND STUDENTS

    Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the ...

  • SOME SECRETS OF PAKISTAN ARMY

    How do you stop a Pakistani tank ? Shoot the men who are pushing it. How do you disable a Pakistani tank? Hide the wind-up key. How do you disable Paki...

  • SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD

    These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. ...

  • SOME BLADE JOKES

    Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Somu : public member or private? Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sin...

  • New Exam Pattern based on IPL

    Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: - Last one is the best.....!!! !! ...

  • Baniya Jokes

    Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes... Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 p...

  • Cool Jokes

    Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... ...

  • Unique Identification Card - funny

    This is real cool. When we all have the UID card (Unique Identification Card) this could be one such conversation….  Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . Ma...

  • BEST HATHODAS OF THE YEAR

    Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ??? ... .. .. ...

  • I had to ask god to improve your taste

    DIVORCED FATHER: "Daughter, when you go back to your Mom's house tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last cheque she'll ever see from me for child sup...

  • Mast shayri

    1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.... Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime.... . . . . . . . . . ...